The Return of the Celestial Order of Si Fan conspiracy

international | arts and media | other press Wednesday October 03, 2007 23:55 by guild of assassins

..........they came from the east pissed off with those from the west...........

Last week the out of the way website "Damn Data" picked up on the latest buzz amongst those for whom fear of hermetic or allegorical secret societies on the Western model has waned in recent years perhaps due to unsurmountable silliness or maybe just solving all the secrets. For in truth not even 911 or the current legal attemps by Mohamed Fayed to bring Philip Mountabatten to an unlawful death verdict relating to the death of his (fayed who prefers to be known as alFayed) son's lover Diance Spencer [who was the ex-wife of course of Mountabatten's son (who prefers to be known as the prince of Cymru & Wales)] can really get us SEEING THE TRUTH

they didn't go away you know.

Gurgling stuff. Our entertainment & prejudice based refractions of recent history has not really moved on from the swathe of pulp fiction of the 19th century, which saw secret societies, plots & of course murders & global control at every corner & date. On top of which lashings of black masses, fear of emerging socialism & ridiculous anarchist master-plans or forged judaic protocols were added for spice. It goes beyond offensive that considering how much of the evil of the 20th centuyr was done by those who actively believed that pulp fiction, there are ever more people who lap it up now. The msas return to silliness has till recently been missing one element : that of course being the role of the Far East and the ancient and illustrious orders spawned there.

Most modern conspiracy theories & beliefs rely on pamphlets written in either France of Germany in the 18th to 19th century had hastily given both nihil obstat+ of the RC Church or lurid illustrations & the overtly anti-semitic and non-scientific historical writings of a clutch of nutters who alas still enjoy popularity in both public & online libraries. It is pretty obvious now that the RC church didn't even bother examining the claims of Indian men holding uncomfortable poses for years whislt subsisting on only veggie soup as a tribute to the Christian Devil & thus giving their vital life power to the hoodies. Little wonder, in times when many people could only scratch their name when asked to sign it - algebra, foreign languages & hidden soft porn all added up.

Similarly misinterpretations of oriental (taken in its contemporary sense of the Far East & not the then sense of the Middle East) philosophy & religions not only led to synchretic belief systems such as Theosophy but also what ought seem hilarious befuddlement as to what really went on in the outskirts of European Empires. We've long past the time when our sick collective minds returned to the most dubious of such fictions : the celestial order of the Si Fan & the reach of Dr Fu Manchu (most popularly spread to the lowest economic classes of the British empire through penny lending libraries which gleefully promoted "wholesome literature to help one forget the evil drudge of the say". Needless to say such wholesome literature was page to page N words, 11 year old Asian girls "who were in every way as developed mentally & emotionally as European woman of 21 [one wonders which females came out worse in that comparison or what really lurked under the barbaric muslin draperies ] and the most bizarre theories of hybrid animal human races which quite happily populated the depths of darkest Abyssinia) One might point to the dawning of evolution as causing the paranoia which provided the soil for such fiction to grow or simply observe that Europeans began as racist supremacists, peaked as such & still haven't come to terms with it either.

Ah! but whose terms???

It thus with delight that I introduce you [ in the sincere hope you don't read it ] to the work of Benjamin Fulford who after years in the wilderness is now enjoying huge success with his cocktail of a global secret order - whose tentacles stretch from the triads to Shogun families of Japanese globalised trade & answer in awe alone to whatever might now take the 21st century place of Sax Rhomer's Si Fan & his genial & gentlemanly fiend Dr Fu Manchu.

who might that be?

Those interested in either sinology or the dangers of Lama-ism or the hidden mysteries of the East will of course recognise immediately that Rhomer (as almost always he did) mis-spelt the name. Prepare thyselves thus for a great bunch of movies soon as the entertainment industry do a Dan Brown or some similiar treatment on a name of such power. We are now indeed ready to move on from 911 & who dunnit (never really getting serious consideration of the "why?") to who did the Tsunami.......dno't worry we won't get a why either. The Si Fan avoid all public attention by cloaking their nefarious and undoubted billionaire resources by living on a moon base. You wouldn't recognise one if you saw him or her or........ it.

Benjamin Fulford is currently enjoying great popularity in Japan where his anti-Chinese trash is filling a gap (perhaps one left by really not caring about the Magdalene or Templars or blasting the pope with anti-matter weapons) & formerly worked for Forbes magazine which flatters very rich people .

Be Scared Be very Scared. For this illustrious & secret order is as determined as the "yellow peril" of the 19th century to undermine your "white empire" & uses weapons such as - enslaved Alien species, Earthquake machines, Viruses, Chemtrails, Spam mail, Subliminal Messages, Anagrams, Symbols and numbers you don't recognise!

Indeed you'll probably never look at a Chinese restaurant calander again & forget learning
.:. the great mystery of Chopsticksº

But of course there are those who naturally see in the re-emergence of the Si Fan a counterweight to the Illuminati myth & not in any credible sense some new shocking information of geopolitical importance which changes the price of a cup of tea. But they forget where tea comes from & why you drink it. Once they forget that, you can't convince them it's a drug. No wonder chewing gum is banned in Singapur - when you know the truth of the illuminati gnashing their jaws. But maybe this asll is as vital to our globalisation of hysteria & the paranoia culture industry. A psychological means possible to shift blame for the idiotic consumer of Mattel Toys who ignores Burma to yet another bunch of hoodies...............who are really in control. One wonders what they feed on...........

Of course they could all be innit together & not really fighting it out ..,

For this is early days yet, this paranoia stuff only hit western conspiracy sites in the last fortnight.

Odd that. What could have brought it out? Don't we have an antidote?

"asian secret society challenges Illuminati"
http://www.americanchronicle.com/articles/viewArticle.a...38890
.........who can eat more noodles & win the special olympics?

Land of the Rising Con(spiracy) -
http://www.wunderkabinett.co.uk/damndata/index.php?/arc....html