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 Wednesday March 05, 2003 14:58 by that's the spirit
 Richard and Judy will be revealing more handy useful tips and hints on how to survive armageddon on their afternoon show today. On today's show they will be demonstating how to create a makeshift nuclear bunker by digging a massive great bloody big hole in your back garden/yard/street. Get ready for war. Chin up, pip, pip is the message from stiff upper lipped cheery plum voiced true blue brits Richard and Judy today. It's only armageddon afterall, and lucky for Richard and Judy who have access to their very own luxury nuclear bunker. Richard and Judy don't tell you what to do, if you happen to live in a highrise/block of flats and don't have access to a garden or luxury underground nuclear bunker cities. Nevermind!!just stock up on tinned food, bottles of water and hide under a table, that will do just as well for guilible common people. |
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Jump To Comment: 1 2 3I have my iodine tablets - In fact I have a stash in both Dublin and down the country. I'll be fine :)
Iodine is only for common people, and riff raff, who can't afford acess to their very own luxury nuclear bunker cities.
I realise I am only scum and am happy to die while my betters and rulers hide away underground.
There was another bad man who spent a war in a bunker and it ended nastily - that is one option.
The other one is the scary scenario of the cabinet having to interbreed 'cos there is no one left!