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Silly anarchist limericks
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Sunday April 28, 2002 14:11 by Dan Brett dan at danielbrett dot co dot uk
Does anyone want to cheer up and write some terrible political limericks? I was bored this morning and thought I'd rattle some out. Give us your opinions and some more limerics. This could be the start of a something big - or maybe just a little giggle. There was a bloke from the SWP There was a guy from the Sex Pistols A politician from Fianna Fáil A gun-man from the IRA The President of the USA said There was a white man from Brixton A highly trained plane-spotting spy The folks in Buckingham Palace Ali G is a racial stereotype |
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Jump To Comment: 1 2 3 4 5 6but I don't think this adds to the newswire.
What pretty limerricks
Now fuck off this is a NEWS wire not a forum for substandard poetry
If you're bored, do whatever but don't spam up indymedia with this dull unfunny shite.
I just thought it would be a good crack, since lefties are notorious for being miserable bastards. OK, I'll piss off - never mind.
ah dan dan dan dan dan. dan, yea good poems but for the LOVE OF GOD NO!!!!!! Breaking news: Dan is bored so pollutes the newswire!!!!
Someone kill it
THERE ONCE WAS A MAN CALLED DAN,
WHO PISSED PEOPLE OFF WITH SPAM,
HE WAS ONLY A BLOKE,
WHO WAS HAV'IN A JOKE,
BUT DAN JUST TELL THEM TO YER MAM!
I get the fucking message, how many more times? It's just stupid that more people have responded to complain about this than have responded to other articles. Don't worry, I've undergone extreme self-flagellation in order to beat this terrible sin out of me. Can't you see the scars? Now, don't keep on or I might break out into mournful poetry, which is far worse than my limericks. You've been warned.