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 Sunday December 15, 2002 23:49 by guess again
 Deposed renegade vice crime warlord Johnny Adair has put up steel security gates at both ends of his Boundary Way terrace street, lower shankill rd belfast, in a bid to intercept would be assasins. Johnny's goon minders are also patroling these gates after a 20K bounty has been put on Johnny's head. Johnny has also been assigned a Social worker and stress counsellor by our caring totally unbiased social services, Ahhh poor lamb 10K bounty put on Johnny Adairs head, rising to 20K if Johnny is taken out before Christmas, the word on the street is that the jet setting vice crime warlord days are numbered. Johnny recently treated his family to an exclusive all expenses paid holiday in Lapland, after which they then jetted over to London to shop for designer goodies on Oxford and Bond st. Johnny's loyal pals are said to be livid, at the luxurious jet set lifestyle of their deposed commander, and mutiny is said to be in the air. |
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