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Isidor's Letter To His Mentor: Ari Fleischer
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Friday March 22, 2002 02:36 by Isidor - Isidor's Bureau of Insurrection (IBI) isidor at videotron dot ca Writer's Block HELP
Isidor implores his mentor, Mr. Ari Fleischer, to write him a nice speech, just like the ones he writes for Mr. Bush.
Hello enemies too... Hello Mr. CIA, Mr. FBI, good day Mr. NSA, hello Mr. President, Mr. And Dear Mister Fleischer,
I think they'd prefer me to go away or change my style or something... My popularity is in the toilet and Mr. Bush's popularity...well...it's I've been a looser most of my life. That's why I sometimes want to slap you around silly...because you... You have the best country in the world, the greatest super power in You have a family, friends, wealth, influence, fame, fortune, a nice You have it all! You even have hundreds of thousands of American soldiers willing and I guess it's all in the way he uses those words that you put in his You are so amazing Mr. Fleischer, sometimes I feel like giving up Please write me a nice speech: it doesn't have to be long or anything Thank you so much for listening,
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Jump To Comment: 1 2Very good satirical piece on corrupt politicians and businesspeople.
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