HECKLER AND COCK

national | miscellaneous | news report Friday April 19, 2002 23:10 by charles conlon's sista - www.countrysidealliance.da.ru

SAS(Special Arse Service)

this designer soldier of war was spotted recently in a bazaar locally known as the slaughterhouse mazar-e-sharif. he is clearly smitten with the locals trying to blend in wearing a tight navy blue, thermal techno top by ralph lauren, a checkered silk scarf by emporeo armani and jeans by paul smith. he is dressed to thrill and kill. model: gary at g@y

> this designer soldier of war was spotted recently in a bazaar locally known as the slaughterhouse
mazar-e-sharif. he is clearly smitten with the locals trying to blend in wearing a tight navy blue, thermal techno top by ralph lauren,
a checkered silk scarf by emporeo armani
and jeans by paul smith.
he is dressed to
thrill and kill.
model: gary at g@y

/\ our boys are looking tuff, rough riding it in the green lanes of surrey. they are beautifully attired in queer as fuck camouflage combat gear, proudly announcing that they do not receive (except for their chums on those lonely afghan nights).
jeep by accessorize

> this is the tool of their rough trade.
an exquisitely toned, black mambaesque, ass ripping machine gun.
supplied by: heckler & cock
< here james and gary share a few precious moments in combat, wearing each others goretex under wear over their heads, demonstrating a love that knows no boundaries.< our next comes kited out in, regulation fag public school bully quiff, model's own great grand daddy tartan scarf, the colours of which amazingly last saw action in the retreat from kabul, 1859. on his manly torso he sports double quilted kevlar body harness, with grungy westend rent boy olive green combat coat.
model: james at queer-rear
/\ the special agency winged phallus motiff, here lovingly crafted in welsh, sheep shagging gold.
spotted in numerous publications recently, here is a tribute to the very special ass service.

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